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Unpopular opinion:
Stop hiring people to do work AI can do in 10 seconds.
Here's why most of the industry is wrong:
— You pay 60K/yr to write estimates; AI writes them in 3 seconds.
— You pay 55K/yr to respond to reviews; AI drafts them overnight.
— You pay 50K/yr to chase quotes; AI does follow-ups autonomously.
— The goal isn't to replace humans. It's to give them leverage.
Tell me I'm wrong in the comments.
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